Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I lost the right to judge tonight
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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