handjob tips. give me some.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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