can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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