So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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