She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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