So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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