don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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