Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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