I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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