I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
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