I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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