I must be too annoying 4 u.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
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