Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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