I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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