your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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