Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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