I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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