their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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