watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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