I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Houston, we have a blender
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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