i jhust puked up my retainher.
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
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