Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I just saw a hot homeless man
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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