Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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