question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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