You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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