i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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