Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Randomize
