Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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