If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
be right there i have to get my cape
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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