4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
don't judge my taste in strippers
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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