i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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