i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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