Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Shame - the story of my life.
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