is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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