oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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