pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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