she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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