Sponge bath it is.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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