Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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