do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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