you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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