If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Ketchup is God's man juice
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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