Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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