He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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