question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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