I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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