"it" just moved
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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