Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
I'm like, not good at living.
COCAINE IS GR8
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
