I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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