is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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