Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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