I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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