Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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