How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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