This girl is more easily done than said...
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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