every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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