Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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