so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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