yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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