We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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